Black-and-tan Rottweiler standing on a wet concrete driveway with a gold jeweled egg behind it.

Rottweiler Fabergé-Style Egg — Heavy Doody

$1,900.00
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Black-and-tan Rottweiler standing on a wet concrete driveway with a gold jeweled egg behind it.
  • Black-and-tan Rottweiler standing on a wet concrete driveway with a gold jeweled egg behind it.
  • Black-and-tan Rottweiler standing on a wet concrete driveway with a gold jeweled egg behind it.
Rottweiler Fabergé-Style Egg — Heavy Doody

Rottweiler Fabergé-Style Egg — Heavy Doody

$1,900.00

Heavyweight luxury. Heavy-doody provenance.

A Fabergé-style egg with a Rottweiler-sized digestive history and the poopy prestige to match. This is the imposing end of the collection: serious canine presence, elaborate ornament, and a backstory with considerable mass.

Flavour notes, strictly figurative

Deep notes of muscular confidence, a dense middle of chewed grandeur, and a monumental poopy finish. Full-bodied is an understatement; subtlety has left the garden.

Heavy Doody rewards the collector who believes a statement piece should make the whole room briefly go quiet.

Display collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.

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