Tan Chihuahua sitting on a wooden living-room floor beside a small cream-and-gold jeweled egg.

Chihuahua Fabergé-Style Egg — Tiny Turd

$175.00
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Tan Chihuahua sitting on a wooden living-room floor beside a small cream-and-gold jeweled egg.
  • Tan Chihuahua sitting on a wooden living-room floor beside a small cream-and-gold jeweled egg.
  • Tan Chihuahua sitting on a wooden living-room floor beside a small cream-and-gold jeweled egg.
Chihuahua Fabergé-Style Egg — Tiny Turd

Chihuahua Fabergé-Style Egg — Tiny Turd

$175.00

Tiny dog. Imperial egg. Disproportionate poopiness.

This Fabergé-style collectible took a Chihuahua-sized digestive detour and emerged with the confidence of a dog that thinks it owns the palace. All the drama of a grand entrance, delivered through a very small exit.

Flavour notes, strictly figurative

A sharp opening of ankle-biting audacity, a delicate middle of chewed-up luxury, and a concentrated poopy finish. Think kopi luwak with a Napoleon complex and significantly more egg.

The smallest breed in our collection makes an excellent first deposit in your cabinet of questionable treasures.

Display collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.

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