Grey British Shorthair sitting on a patterned rug with a small gold jeweled egg beside its tail.

03 — British Shorthair Mini Egg: The Porcelain Plop

$125.00
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Grey British Shorthair sitting on a patterned rug with a small gold jeweled egg beside its tail.
  • Grey British Shorthair sitting on a patterned rug with a small gold jeweled egg beside its tail.
  • Grey British Shorthair sitting on a patterned rug with a small gold jeweled egg beside its tail.
03 — British Shorthair Mini Egg: The Porcelain Plop

03 — British Shorthair Mini Egg: The Porcelain Plop

$125.00

Special Edition Cats · Design 03 of 10 · Limited run of 10 pieces.

A stiff upper lip. A thoroughly relaxed lower exit.

This small Fabergé-style egg passed through a British Shorthair with the unhurried dignity of a cat that owns the house. The result is a politely presented, profoundly poopy little heirloom with absolutely dreadful table manners.

Miniature design

Cornflower-blue and cream styling with teacup-inspired gold-tone flourishes. Afternoon tea will never recover.

Flavour notes, strictly figurative

Dry drawing-room wit, buttery self-importance, and a rounded poopy finish best discussed at a considerable distance from biscuits.

Display collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.

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