Fictional theatrical illustration of a feline performer holding an ornate blue-and-gold jeweled egg beneath warm stage lights.

11 — The Swift Exit: Taylor Swift CATS Bonus

$1,313.00
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Fictional theatrical illustration of a feline performer holding an ornate blue-and-gold jeweled egg beneath warm stage lights.
  • Fictional theatrical illustration of a feline performer holding an ornate blue-and-gold jeweled egg beneath warm stage lights.
  • Fictional theatrical illustration of a feline performer holding an ornate blue-and-gold jeweled egg beneath warm stage lights.
11 — The Swift Exit: Taylor Swift CATS Bonus

11 — The Swift Exit: Taylor Swift CATS Bonus

$1,313.00

Special Edition Cats · One-piece bonus edition.

The encore nobody rehearsed. The deposit nobody could forget.

During the Sloppy Dog Eggs production of Cats, Taylor Swift swallowed a miniature Fabergé-style egg and delivered an outrageously poopy mid-show encore. The orchestra kept playing. The prop department resigned. The egg took its final bow from the wrong end of the leading lady. One performance. One extraordinary deposit. The orchestra pit has requested hazard pay.

Miniature design

Midnight-blue and gold-tone ornament, a crown-like finial, and full spotlight drama: a miniature display egg with leading-lady ambitions.

Flavour notes, strictly figurative

Figurative notes of stage fright, swallowed sparkle, and a thunderously poopy encore. A finish that brings the house down and sends the stage manager home early.

Display collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.

This collector's story belongs to the fictional Sloppy Dog Eggs universe.

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