{"product_id":"yorkshire-terrier-faberge-egg-pocket-pooper","title":"Yorkshire Terrier Fabergé-Style Egg — Pocket Pooper","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilky manners. Filthy little legacy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Fabergé-style egg with a Yorkshire Terrier digestive history: polished ambition on the way in, pocket-sized scandal on the way out. This is lapdog luxury with a very literal bottom line.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFlavour notes, strictly figurative\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNotes of salon-day swagger, shredded aristocracy, and a surprisingly persistent poopy finish. The bouquet says penthouse; the backstory says pavement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the collector who likes their provenance petite and their conversation pieces magnificently inappropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisplay collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sloppy Dog Eggs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62403414851640,"sku":null,"price":250.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1513\/2721\/1576\/files\/yorkshire-terrier-pocket-pooper.png?v=1792770471","url":"https:\/\/shop.dogeggs.party\/products\/yorkshire-terrier-faberge-egg-pocket-pooper","provider":"Sloppy Dog Eggs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}