{"product_id":"sloppy-dog-egg-no-1","title":"Sloppy Dog Egg No. 1","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFine art. Foul journey. Unmistakable poopiness.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Fabergé-style egg that took the scenic route through a dog: chewed, swallowed and pooped back into the world. Think kopi luwak, but swap the coffee for an ornate egg and the civet for a canine with questionable taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBig flavour. Terrible provenance.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur tongue-in-cheek flavour profile: notes of luxury, a chewy middle act and a gloriously poopy finish. An acquired taste in home decor, with a backstory that refuses to stay buried.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the collector who has everything except an egg with a digestive history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisplay collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sloppy Dog Eggs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62403413114936,"sku":null,"price":500.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1513\/2721\/1576\/files\/sloppy-dog-egg-no-1.png?v=1792720562","url":"https:\/\/shop.dogeggs.party\/products\/sloppy-dog-egg-no-1","provider":"Sloppy Dog Eggs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}