{"product_id":"rottweiler-faberge-egg-heavy-doody","title":"Rottweiler Fabergé-Style Egg — Heavy Doody","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight luxury. Heavy-doody provenance.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Fabergé-style egg with a Rottweiler-sized digestive history and the poopy prestige to match. This is the imposing end of the collection: serious canine presence, elaborate ornament, and a backstory with considerable mass.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFlavour notes, strictly figurative\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeep notes of muscular confidence, a dense middle of chewed grandeur, and a monumental poopy finish. Full-bodied is an understatement; subtlety has left the garden.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeavy Doody rewards the collector who believes a statement piece should make the whole room briefly go quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisplay collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sloppy Dog Eggs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62403415113784,"sku":null,"price":1900.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1513\/2721\/1576\/files\/rottweiler-heavy-doody.png?v=1792770454","url":"https:\/\/shop.dogeggs.party\/products\/rottweiler-faberge-egg-heavy-doody","provider":"Sloppy Dog Eggs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}