{"product_id":"pug-faberge-egg-squat-goblin","title":"Pug Fabergé-Style Egg — Squat Goblin","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCompact dog. Full-bodied catastrophe.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Fabergé-style egg took the scenic route through a pug and arrived with all the dignity of a snort at a state banquet. A squat little masterpiece with a digestive past and absolutely no poker face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFlavour notes, strictly figurative\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRich notes of sofa royalty, a chewy centre of stolen grandeur, and a round, gloriously poopy finish. An acquired taste in decor, delivered with a wheezy drumroll.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Squat Goblin is for people who look at fine art and think: lovely, but could the origin story be worse?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisplay collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sloppy Dog Eggs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62403414949944,"sku":null,"price":500.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1513\/2721\/1576\/files\/pug-squat-goblin.png?v=1792770446","url":"https:\/\/shop.dogeggs.party\/products\/pug-faberge-egg-squat-goblin","provider":"Sloppy Dog Eggs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}