Great Dane Fabergé-Style Egg — Monumental Movement
$2,500.00
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Great Dane Fabergé-Style Egg — Monumental Movement
$2,500.00
The big dog. The grand finale. The monumental movement.
Our flagship Fabergé-style egg took a Great Dane's digestive grand tour and returned with a poop story of architectural proportions. The largest breed in the collection commands the highest price and the most uncomfortable silence at a dinner party.
Flavour notes, strictly figurative
Vast notes of gentle-giant grandeur, an expansive middle of chewed-up decadence, and an operatic poopy finish with several imaginary encores. Kopi luwak has been politely asked to leave the throne room.
The crown jewel for the collector who has everything, including enough space for a truly enormous lapse in taste.
Display collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.