{"product_id":"golden-retriever-faberge-egg-golden-deposit","title":"Golden Retriever Fabergé-Style Egg — Golden Deposit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood dog. Bad investment vehicle. Excellent deposit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Fabergé-style egg retrieved from the far end of a Golden Retriever's digestive adventure. It carries the sunny confidence of a dog certain that whatever it has just presented to you is a wonderful gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFlavour notes, strictly figurative\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarm notes of tennis-ball optimism, a generous middle of chewed-up splendour, and a broad, exuberantly poopy finish. The kopi luwak spirit, interpreted by a dog with no concept of personal boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor collectors who want their luxury with a wagging tail and an origin story that cannot be politely explained over lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisplay collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sloppy Dog Eggs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62403415048248,"sku":null,"price":1100.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1513\/2721\/1576\/files\/sloppy-dog-egg-no-1.png?v=1792720562","url":"https:\/\/shop.dogeggs.party\/products\/golden-retriever-faberge-egg-golden-deposit","provider":"Sloppy Dog Eggs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}