{"product_id":"chihuahua-faberge-egg-tiny-turd","title":"Chihuahua Fabergé-Style Egg — Tiny Turd","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTiny dog. Imperial egg. Disproportionate poopiness.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Fabergé-style collectible took a Chihuahua-sized digestive detour and emerged with the confidence of a dog that thinks it owns the palace. All the drama of a grand entrance, delivered through a very small exit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFlavour notes, strictly figurative\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA sharp opening of ankle-biting audacity, a delicate middle of chewed-up luxury, and a concentrated poopy finish. Think kopi luwak with a Napoleon complex and significantly more egg.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe smallest breed in our collection makes an excellent first deposit in your cabinet of questionable treasures.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisplay collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sloppy Dog Eggs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62403414818872,"sku":null,"price":175.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1513\/2721\/1576\/files\/chihuahua-tiny-turd.png?v=1792770255","url":"https:\/\/shop.dogeggs.party\/products\/chihuahua-faberge-egg-tiny-turd","provider":"Sloppy Dog Eggs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}