{"product_id":"cats-mini-10-maine-coon-tiny-throne","title":"10 — Maine Coon Mini Egg: The Tiny Throne","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Edition Cats · Design 10 of 10 · Limited run of 10 pieces.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBig cat. Small egg. An absurdly grand exit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur final cat mini is a Fabergé-style egg with a Maine Coon digestive saga and the poopy majesty of a monarch arriving through the service entrance. The cat supplies the epic scale; the collectible stays delightfully small.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMiniature design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eForest-green and antique-gold styling with crown motifs and a regal little flourish at every turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFlavour notes, strictly figurative\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeep notes of armchair dominion, a generous middle of swallowed grandeur, and a throne-shaking poopy finish. The smallest possible monument to a very large lapse in taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisplay collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sloppy Dog Eggs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62403612475448,"sku":"CATS-MINI-10","price":250.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1513\/2721\/1576\/files\/maine-coon-tiny-throne.png?v=1792770762","url":"https:\/\/shop.dogeggs.party\/products\/cats-mini-10-maine-coon-tiny-throne","provider":"Sloppy Dog Eggs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}