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The cat has declined to apologise and would like dinner immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMiniature design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSapphire-blue and ivory styling with gold-tone scrollwork: a tiny throne-room scandal for your display shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFlavour notes, strictly figurative\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA sharp opening of midnight yowls, a silky middle of chewed grandeur, and a long, imperious litter-box finish. Strictly an acquired taste in decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisplay collectible only. Not food. 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It entered the salon as an ornament and returned as a conversation nobody wanted to start.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMiniature design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlush-pink and pearl-white styling with a gold-tone ribbon motif, for maximum dressing-table drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFlavour notes, strictly figurative\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePowder-room pomposity, a velvety middle of swallowed splendour, and an opulently poopy finish hiding behind an innocent face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisplay collectible only. Not food. 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